Stats:
2 known live performances.
First performed: 2006-11-11 - Kuhl Gym, SUNY / Geneseo, Geneseo, NY, USA.
Most recently performed: 2006-11-20 - Beacon Theatre, New York, NY, US.
Coach Paul Simmons (Says 'No!')
Original Artist: Ben Folds, Lindsay Jamieson, Jared Reynolds
Lindsay, Jared and Ben
Went down to the Geneseo Gym
But Coach Paul Simmons said
Put his foot down, wouldn't let us in
What Coach Paul Simmons says goes
What Coach Paul Simmons says goes
What Coach Paul Simmons says goes
And Coach Paul Simmons says 'No!'
'No!'
Coach Paul Simmons says 'No!'
Lindsay, Jared and Ben
Went down to the Geneseo Gym
But powerful Paul Simmons
Put his foot down, wouldn't let us in
Cause we are Musicians
What Coach Paul Simmons says goes
What Coach Paul Simmons says goes
What Coach Paul Simmons says
Coach Paul Simmons says
Coach Paul Simmons says 'No!'
'No!'
Why does Coach Paul Simmons say 'No'?
Notes
This was improvised in the bathroom before the gig at SUNY Geneseo on the 11th November 2006 based on the band's encounter with the Geneseo fitness director.
The lyrics were scrawled on a paper plate.
