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General Board / My Database Design professor used Ben in an example.
« on: February 02, 2012, 10:10:56 AM »
This totally happened today. Picture of the projector as he used Ben Folds in an example:

General Board / Ben Folds joke on The Drew Carey Show
« on: September 15, 2011, 07:19:12 PM »
In an episode of The Drew Carey Show, Mimi approaches Drew and the two other members of his band, and says "Oh look, it's Fat Folds Five."

I have a new favorite TV show.

General Board / Pittsburgh Tour Dates?
« on: August 11, 2011, 06:49:41 PM »
So, apparently not all the tour dates are available in one place, but I did see Allison's post on the homepage... is there anyway of finding out if he'll be anywhere in either the Pittsburgh metro area or even Washington/Baltimore. I'm guessing he's been and gone already, but I missed that one, and I'm hoping not to miss another concert. As much as I hate Pennsylvania, I'll still go there to see Ben.

General Board / the switch
« on: August 17, 2010, 06:21:26 PM »
Has anyone else noticed the trailer for The Switch has Annie waits ?

General Board / Non-Ben Music Question.
« on: May 27, 2010, 07:40:15 PM »
So, I know a lot of you have eclectic music tastes, so I figured this is a good place to ask.

I'm looking for pretty much any songs that are about a evil girl/some form of insulting outside of being a slut - to be used for a ringtone of a girl I know (she's continually entertained by which ones I pick).

So far the ringtone has seen Elton John's "The Bitch Is Back," and ELO's "Evil Woman."

Any ideas?

General Board / Iron Man 2 Lookalike?
« on: May 11, 2010, 06:07:31 AM »
It...kind of works.

A little.


Tour Board / Shippensburg
« on: September 05, 2009, 01:03:38 PM »
Oh hay guise,

There's a Foldscert at Shippensburg University on October 4th at 7 pm. I can has tour page?

Transcription / [NWC][MIDI] Fired
« on: August 04, 2009, 06:17:49 PM »
Not really a transcription. Just typed it in from the sheets. I was bored. I don't know if this is of use to anyone. So...yeah.

General Board / It even gets celebrities
« on: May 12, 2009, 02:44:57 PM »
Background searches are weird sometimes. even though the info is outdated

General Board / So I'm curious.
« on: April 06, 2009, 05:29:09 AM »
Apparently, The Burbs could get in legal troubles if we have direct copies/links to files pertaining to Ben...e.g. the garageband files which only took 25 years for the fan club to ship.

So how is Woke Up Way Too Late legal/ok? We link there. Some of the top Burbians upload there. And it's on a US server (more illegal than having it "offshore" like the Burbs on UK hosting):

First of all, I'm sure if Dreamhost knew, they wouldn't be happy. But I've used them in the past to know they aren't around enough to care. Secondly, there are rips of TV episodes and such, and radio interviews, that are all copyrighted by their respective owners ... I'm sure NBC would be pretty upset if they saw the Conan video on Wokeup, the live recordings probably have some legal issue (I've seen at concerts before about no photography, so having recordings of the concert would have to be worse), and I'm sure RealNetworks would be upset if they saw the Rhapsody Originals mp3.

I'm not criticizing anyone for this. I'm just trying to understand how some illegal stuff is OK, and how some illegal stuff is "not" OK on the Burbs.

General Board / Two Burbian artists, one comic
« on: March 23, 2009, 12:31:06 PM »

Transcription / [LYRICS] Bitch Went Nuts
« on: March 15, 2009, 08:48:01 AM »
Bitch Went Nuts lyrics from WTN. These didn't appear to be in the Lyrics section.
Typed up by myself.

The bitch went nuts
She stabbed my basketball
And the speakers to my stereo

She called me a c*nt
But nothing prepared me for
What I found when I came home

Oh, and I,
Made my own bed
I lie in it
You lie in yours
You lie, you lie, in yours.

But they want more
They're at my door
With torches
Please leave me alone, you know, just shut it, just shut it, just shut it

The bitch went nuts
She Photoshopped my face
Onto every boy who'd done her wrong

And then she burned
Them telepathically
Onto the brains of all her embittered drones

Oh, now
Now they want more
They're at my door
With torches
Scores, and scores, and scores, to settle with themselves

You would have thought
I scorned them all
They've got a doll of me
They're burning, they're burning, they're burning, they're burning, they're burning their own memories

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

Why do they all go,
Why do they all go,
Why do they all go,
Why do they all go!?

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

Why do they all go,
Why do they all go!?

Oh the bitch went nuts y'all,
But everyone said she might,
Oh holy f*cking shit (Hahaha)

Seriously now,
Now they want more
They're at my door
With torches scores and scores

You would have thought
I'd scorned them all
They've got a doll of me they're burning

Why do they all go,
Why do they all go,
Why do they all go,
Why do they all go!?

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

Transcription / [LYRICS] Bitch Went Nutz
« on: March 15, 2009, 08:40:24 AM »
Lyrics for Bitch Went Nutz from the leak/Stems and Seeds. Noticed this wasn't on the Burbian lyrics page.
Typed up by myself :)

I took her with me to the Christmas office party,
She did a line and started spitting all her Liberal garbage.
Whoa, I'm so ashamed.

I never heard such shit in all my life,
I'd hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife.
But you blew my hopes sky high

The bitch went nuts
Started talking about politics
In front of all my bosses
Bullshit from the Internet

The bitch went nuts
I'll never be a partner at this rate
Not with Jane f*cking Fonda Jr. as my date
Oh no, oh no no, aww

It took me and a couple of men to restrain her,
You should have seen her.
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s
Brand new Beemer.

She called us bigots with her fists in the air,
And as she did they could see all her armpit hair,
Now they think that I'm a f*cking assh*le.

The bitch went nuts
Started talking about vegetables
To the wives of my co-workers
Yeah, cruelty to animals

She thinks because
She reads books she must be smarter
But now when I close my eyes
I'll be f*cking Jimmy Carter

Oh no, oh no no, oh no no!

Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled,
From nine to twelve P.M.
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
To all my bosses, and all my friends.

The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
Started putting down the Christians
And all about what the white man
Did to the Indians

How could I know
That she'd never done blow before?
She shouted "f*ck Dick Cheney!"
Then she puked on the Franklin's floor.

Oh no, oh no no, oh no no, oh no! All right.

General Board / DJing...
« on: November 26, 2008, 08:06:05 AM »
For any Burbians who want to tune in, I'm on now from 10 AM to 1 PM EST (it's 11:06 AM my time as of writing this post). is my site...Listen Live at the top to tune in, you can also place Requests.

And of course. I have t3h Benjamin.

General Board / Julia Nunes on YT Live
« on: November 22, 2008, 06:19:53 PM »
Right now, Main Stage, for anyone who is interested.


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